clyster

1. A variable sized syringe used to pump substances into and out of the anus. May include coffee, tobacco smoke, strawberry paste, febreze, etc.

2. A derogatory term usable as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

Ryan, clyster in hand, looked around the room for opportunities.

Shit, look at the size of that thing, we could clyster a bear with it!

Stop being such a clyster, you douche fountain

by TheBSharps September 24, 2007

Clyster

An enema. See douche bag

George W. Bush is a Clyster.
Bob got so constipated he needed a clyster to clean him out.

by Juan G. Escobar September 1, 2008

clusterfuck

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life

person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck

by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck

A Huge problem or situation

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!

by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck

by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

clusterius fornecatus

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck

The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.

by dick vendor November 22, 2011