Clumps
Clumps by sykedamenice December 29, 2011
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frosh clumps
(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.
(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.
(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.
(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.
(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.
(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.
frosh clumps by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
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shoot clumps
Natural accurance among females on their period.
Clump(ing)(s) - occurs when blood clots together or ''balls up'' with other semi dried blood while flowing through the vaginal canal. Thus producing chucky wet pieces upon exiting the vagina.
Shoot(ing)(s) - occurs when quick contractions of lower torso muscles; lower abs, lower back, butt; etc...
examples - coughing, laughing, gasping
Best times to shoot clumps - 1-2 days after first flow may differ from girl to girl and flows
Clump(ing)(s) - occurs when blood clots together or ''balls up'' with other semi dried blood while flowing through the vaginal canal. Thus producing chucky wet pieces upon exiting the vagina.
Shoot(ing)(s) - occurs when quick contractions of lower torso muscles; lower abs, lower back, butt; etc...
examples - coughing, laughing, gasping
Best times to shoot clumps - 1-2 days after first flow may differ from girl to girl and flows
"Don't make me laugh or i'll shoot clumps!!!"
"I'll make you shoot clumps!!!" toward a female on her period / monthly cycle by making her laugh or cough.
"I'll make you shoot clumps!!!" toward a female on her period / monthly cycle by making her laugh or cough.
shoot clumps by George Gunther Glass November 12, 2010
Bustin’ Clumps
Bustin’ Clumps by whiteoaktree April 8, 2019
pussy clumps
Ryan: What the hell is that in my pubes?
Cheri: That’s just some pussy clumps!
Ryan: Oh okay… wait, what the fuck?
Cheri: That’s just some pussy clumps!
Ryan: Oh okay… wait, what the fuck?
pussy clumps by SendMeUrClumps September 3, 2022
Get your clumps in a log
A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.
Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
Get your clumps in a log by Colegade July 8, 2009
Chocolate clumps
In the area of the anus, where the whole is located, around the hole there are "chocolate clumps" where old, dry, smelly peices of shit have been left to form clumps.
Chocolate clumps by livunda July 23, 2009
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