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clothsting 

a word for putting clothes in closet

the (s) in clothsting is silent so its pronounced like "clothting"

verb: clothstinging

past tense: clothsted
past participle: clothsten
guy1: sorry but gtg clothsting.
guy2: what!? i thought your clothes are already clothsten.
clothsting by kn8t December 7, 2019
Usually mispelling of clothes by 13 year olds.
'Man I need to get all my cloths together'
Cloths by sotongal4lyf April 26, 2012
another way of saying "fashionable but in a non fashionable way".
Pshhh my family is sooo clothesy! I can barely stand to see what they wear on a daily basis!
Clothesy by Gearmasher December 19, 2010
A low-ranking, low-commitment variety of handjob, wherein the female (or male) masturbates the male's erect penis by grasping it through his underpants. This results in the penis being stimulated primarily by the rubbing of cloth against skin. Depending on the male's tactile sensitivity (as well as his desperation), and on the female's adroitness, this act can range from only mildly uncomfortable to quite uncomfortable.
Vanessa, still half asleep, rolled over and gave me a clothy; it certainly wasn't what I wanted, but at that point I was willing to take whatever I could get.
Clothy by SimianZero June 17, 2009

Mr.I buy cloths everyday 

A person who tends to say he is rich but he's actually a low life
He thinks he is a Mr.I buy cloths everyday
But really he has no life

clothstrophobia 

A fear of clothes. When a person is clothsrophobic, they don't own clothes, they're always naked (they don't care i they have a tiny penis) they don't do school cuz you have to have clothes and they mostly stay inside.
Guy with clothes: Hey, man what's up?
Clothstrophobic person: AHH WTF IS THAT??
Guy with clothes: What are you talking about and why are you naked?
Clothstrophobic person: THE CLOTHES!!
Guy with clothes: What are you talkin-
Clothstrophobic person: AHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Guy with clothes: Huh, must have clothstrophobia.
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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