Clothy 

A low-ranking, low-commitment variety of handjob, wherein the female (or male) masturbates the male's erect penis by grasping it through his underpants. This results in the penis being stimulated primarily by the rubbing of cloth against skin. Depending on the male's tactile sensitivity (as well as his desperation), and on the female's adroitness, this act can range from only mildly uncomfortable to quite uncomfortable.

Vanessa, still half asleep, rolled over and gave me a clothy; it certainly wasn't what I wanted, but at that point I was willing to take whatever I could get.

Clothy by SimianZero June 17, 2009

cracker jack clothes 

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

cracker jack clothes by real metal people February 26, 2011

clothes mountain 

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

clothes mountain by Nennis October 9, 2008

Clotheses 

Plural for clothes according to some hot German guitar player-player.

I like to be naked, without clotheses

Clotheses by TheMusicGhost September 27, 2010

Ghetto-Cloth 

Ghetto-Cloth
is when you turn your ghetto Style into something very unique.
Creating fashion from the Struggle.

DeShawn: I turned my Ghetto-Cloth from nothing to something.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

Ghetto-Cloth by MillYentei DYSlick August 27, 2020

The emperor wears no clothes 

"The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the governmen

When people say "The emperor wears no clothes", they mean that other people need to stop being ass kissers to a political leader and see things for what they truly are instead of denying the truth of the situation.

It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.

The emperor wears no clothes by ATruthSeekerForLife October 8, 2013

cloth talk 

A DJ Khaled classic, meaning serious talk that gives you a 🔑 to success

Khaled: "Cloth talk comin soon"
*2 snaps later* Khaled: "Don't ever play yourself"

cloth talk by WOLFPACK_life April 22, 2016