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Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).
Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.
Clitiot by Jeff D September 2, 2005

Clitosaurus

noun:

One who's clit is Enormous or Dino-like.
She is a Clitosaurus
Clitosaurus by zmarinelli January 21, 2011

Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.
"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."
Constructive Clitisism by PatBen22 February 21, 2014

Clitoshovel 

When you take a shovel and spank a girls ass while she rubs her clit, you do not stop until the girl yells “clitoshovel”!!! 4 times
Hey, I just clitoshoveled Ashley for 45 minutes last night. It was great!
Clitoshovel by Dancoh March 25, 2019

Clitosaurus Rex 

A woman who has an enlarged clit; This term could also describe a woman who thinks or acts like she has a dick.
"Brah, i was totally about to go down on this bitch last night right. I pulled her panties off and there was a clitosaurus rex staring me right in the face"

clitiscule

1. To be smaller or as small as the female organ, the clitoris.
2. Something that is very hard to find and takes what feels like an eternity to be revealed.
3. A person, item or object that is difficult to grasp due to slippery conditions.
1. "Oh my gosh!!! His penis is extremely clitiscule!!"
2. "This map needs a magnifying glass. The print is quite clitiscule."
3. "I can't give a newborn a bath. Do you realize what a grievous clitiscule position that puts me in?? I don't think I want to be held responsible for a wet baby sliding through my hands."
4. "True love is very clitiscule."
5. "This frog is totally clitiscule---He keeps sliding out of my hand."
clitiscule by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 30, 2006