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clitish - a loose coalition of self entitled grown women who behave as teenagers banded together to create shenanigans much like their cliques of years gone by. bitchy bougierudeexclusive
That was clitish of them to throw a party at my pool without asking permission.
clitish by ArchPsy February 3, 2019
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Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.
"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."
Constructive Clitisism by PatBen22 February 21, 2014
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Clitoshovel 

When you take a shovel and spank a girls ass while she rubs her clit, you do not stop until the girl yells “clitoshovel”!!! 4 times
Hey, I just clitoshoveled Ashley for 45 minutes last night. It was great!
Clitoshovel by Dancoh March 25, 2019

clitiscule

1. To be smaller or as small as the female organ, the clitoris.
2. Something that is very hard to find and takes what feels like an eternity to be revealed.
3. A person, item or object that is difficult to grasp due to slippery conditions.
1. "Oh my gosh!!! His penis is extremely clitiscule!!"
2. "This map needs a magnifying glass. The print is quite clitiscule."
3. "I can't give a newborn a bath. Do you realize what a grievous clitiscule position that puts me in?? I don't think I want to be held responsible for a wet baby sliding through my hands."
4. "True love is very clitiscule."
5. "This frog is totally clitiscule---He keeps sliding out of my hand."
clitiscule by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 30, 2006

Clitshit 

When you are in the process of eating her clit and she shits all over your face.
*Licking her clit* "I got a surprise for you baby,ever heard of a clitshit?" *continues licking,Shits all over his face*
Clitshit by Blackened1 May 24, 2011

Clitushi 

Flap of excess skin that hangs below someones hairy ass cheeks.
Stephan's Clitushi was very hairy and smelled like shit.
Clitushi by BigD-32 November 4, 2010

clitshit 

ew brads got some ugly clitshit
clitshit by j cizzle March 18, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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