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clitionary 

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex
have you got a clitionary?
clitionary by craig March 12, 2003
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Clitionary

A clitionary is feminine form of a dictionary where its contents can be usually be only understood between girls.Its purpose is different from a dictionary, it acts more as a journal shared by close friends. Clitionary material can be different for each girl friendship/bond. It can consists of inside jokes, rules, memories, goals, nicknames for certain people,pictures,etc.
“Haha that was such a funny joke”- Emily
“I know, Im gonna add it in the clitionary later”- Becky
Clitionary by sariri<3 October 14, 2025

cautionary whale 

a young pregnant girl who serves as a warning to others her age
Jamie Lynn Spears is a cautionary whale for Miley Cyrus.
cautionary whale by Anna M January 12, 2009

Chictionary 

A girl who gives guys advice on what girls like, particularly to help them with relationship problems.
Guy 1: Dude, Rachael just told me exactly how I can win Rebecca back!
Guy 2: Yeah man, Rachael's a total Chictionary.
Chictionary by Monkey-Turtle April 17, 2009

Urban Coctionary 

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang
Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute
Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Chictionary 

A personal listing of a player's selection of females that he can obtain sexual congress from at any point of the day or night, any day of the year. Usually kept in a blackbook or internet excel document that is hidden from all members of the chictionary, because of course they each think they're the only one.
1) Wow, I struck out big time tonight. Time to go home and call a floozy from my chictionary.

2) Vocally: Thanks so much for your number, Sally!
Mentally: You've just been added to the chictionary, Sally.
Chictionary by RobDB May 29, 2008

D*cktionary 

A joke made by many, then forgotten 5 days later, only to reappear when they see this.
Hey, lets look at up in the "D*cktionary"
D*cktionary by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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