D*cktionary
D*cktionary by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020
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d**ktionary
d**ktionary by F. K. June 27, 2020
Urban D**ktionary
A word no one shall ever use. I even had to censor it.
And i made the gif mario having fun with the air.
And i made the gif mario having fun with the air.
Urban Dictionary Hater: Urban Dictionary? More like Urban D**ktionary.
Anyone Else: (politely sends death threats to UDH)
UDH: (dies himself
Anyone Else: (politely sends death threats to UDH)
UDH: (dies himself
Urban D**ktionary by pseud0nym12470 April 13, 2024
dicktionary
teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
dicktionary by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020
Urban Dicktionary
What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.
My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.
Urban Dicktionary by Katsu March 25, 2005
dicktionary
Urban Dictionary is considered a dicktionary.
dicktionary by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 8, 2013
Urpun Dicktionary
The name for which the founders of the web site UrbanDictionary.com undoubtedly meant to use, since an overwhelming number of entries are just bad puns by dudes obsessed with penis jokes.
Tom: Hey man, did you see Urban Dictionary's word of the day?
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.
Urpun Dicktionary by Christopholis February 8, 2008
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