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Clit whistlers 

Another word for your hand or your "fingers" in specific
I hate when they ain't got no paper towels to dry the clit whistlers JRed!
Clit whistlers by Dfiler420 February 21, 2019

Clit Whistle

I went down on a woman and after licking her clit whistle to orgasm, I then I started Sucking her clit whistle hard and she squirted on my face.
Clit Whistle by Swinghaven June 12, 2022

Clitoriste

A lady who likes gettin' it on with other ladies.
Well hello there Tardy McLatepants, who's this fetching young clitoriste friend of yours?
Clitoriste by Luneric January 22, 2009

Clitarist 

Ultra feminist/lesbian who plays shitty "I hate men" or "fuck you dad" folk music on an acoustic guitar.
Liz Phair is the hottest clitarist in the bunch.
Clitarist by Orly Vazquez May 29, 2008

clitorist 

The deluded belief that one is heaven almighty in the bedroom.
Sean is such a clitorist!
clitorist by Somegaygingerguy November 14, 2013

clitowrist

When a female master bates and her wrist cramps up
"Damn clitowrist , right before orgasim!" By Rich and Jamie Harrison
clitowrist by Yepyep247 January 7, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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