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Russell Coight 

A beloved Aussie icon who represents what it means to be a true blue Aussie. He regualrly fucks things up attempting to perefect the art of Australian bushcraft.
Russell Coight Quotes:

"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"

"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"

"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."

"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."

"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."

" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
Russell Coight by Russ26456875467 October 18, 2012
Related Words

Cloighty 

That feeling you get when your mouth gets all sticky. Like when you get porridge stuck at the back of your throat.
"Urgh, I'm a bit cloighty"
Mark Porter, February 2007
Cloighty by Paulie-Mafia February 27, 2007
Sphincter or bowel-valve
The cat's coight winked enticingly at me in the pale glow of my cigarette.
coight by RAFFO November 2, 2003
A muscle, introduced by Bruno Mars in his video for the making of Grenade. This muscle is not real, however, Bruno Mars uses it in his series of rhymes of the various muscles he had been working out. For more information, go to youtube and search "Making of Grenade"...
Bruno Mars: A lot of people think this is a piano trick, but that is a HEAVY piano. Luckily, I've been doing 800 to 967 push ups every day so it's not a big deal...you know what I mean? I can handle it...workin on my bi's, my tri's, my CLIGHS, AND my thighs...THAT'S JUST WHAT IT IS!!!
Bob would have been more prepared for the ol' finger-up-the-coight trick if Sarah had given him a rim job first, or at least gone the grout.
coight by dero-licked December 16, 2004

calightenment 

the passage of proposition 19 in the progressive state of California.
the taxes from domestic transactions and exportation will decrease the deficit, fund the UC system, increase R&D, and will lead to the age of calightenment!
calightenment by calightened October 21, 2010