To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.
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Get the Crighton mug.A species recognised by a distinctively large chin. Others distinctive characteristics include being one of the worlds best undiscovered players.
Crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.
Crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.
Often found "chin-wagging" with other Crightons.
The word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.
Crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.
Crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.
Often found "chin-wagging" with other Crightons.
The word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.
Girl 1: Oh this guys so great, he told me he once saved 5 children from a burning orphanage.
Girl 2: No he didn’t, he’s such a Crighton!
Girl 2: No he didn’t, he’s such a Crighton!
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Get the Callum Crighton mug.An acclaimed author, screenwriter, director and producer. He has written many famous books such as Jurassic Park, Timeline, Next, Sphere, State of Fear etc. many of which have been made into feature films.
Crichton also created the hit television series ER.
He was born in Chicago and went to medical school, no doubt an inspiration for the scientific aspect of most of his works that he combines with thriller fiction.
Crichton died at age 66 of Lymphoma in 2008, yet two novels will/have been published since his death, including Pirate Latitudes
Crichton also created the hit television series ER.
He was born in Chicago and went to medical school, no doubt an inspiration for the scientific aspect of most of his works that he combines with thriller fiction.
Crichton died at age 66 of Lymphoma in 2008, yet two novels will/have been published since his death, including Pirate Latitudes
"Hey, have you read Michael Crichton's book Timeline yet?"
"Yeah, it was pretty intense. And he somehow made history and quantum physics actually interesting. I know, weird..."
"Yeah, it was pretty intense. And he somehow made history and quantum physics actually interesting. I know, weird..."
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Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
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