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Crighton 

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To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.
Maxima: I think imma pop a crighton.
Kylent: Uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.
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Crighton 

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A species recognised by a distinctively large chin. Others distinctive characteristics include being one of the worlds best undiscovered players.

Crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.

Crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.

Often found "chin-wagging" with other Crightons.

The word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.
Girl 1: Oh this guys so great, he told me he once saved 5 children from a burning orphanage.

Girl 2: No he didn’t, he’s such a Crighton!
Crighton by Keep believin' June 17, 2011

Crighton 

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Him.
Person 1: "Hey who's that."
Person 2: "HE IS HIM!"
Crighton: *Is so him that he pulls lesbians*
Crighton by Mind_Goblin_:3 June 14, 2024

James Crighton 

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likes 90210 and Justin Bieber, a person who disagrees with everything.
Loves David Cameron
"hes soooo gay".... " nah man hes just james crighton"
James Crighton by LdotEvans October 19, 2011

Callum Crighton 

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An absolute god. Has released many songs including GROW BABE🌿🌿. Is an absolute inspiration, along with Jacob Sartorious.
Omg have you heard ‘Grow Babe?’ Callum Crighton is such a sweetheart!
Callum Crighton by fricklemypickle November 15, 2019

Michael Crichton 

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An acclaimed author, screenwriter, director and producer. He has written many famous books such as Jurassic Park, Timeline, Next, Sphere, State of Fear etc. many of which have been made into feature films.

Crichton also created the hit television series ER.

He was born in Chicago and went to medical school, no doubt an inspiration for the scientific aspect of most of his works that he combines with thriller fiction.

Crichton died at age 66 of Lymphoma in 2008, yet two novels will/have been published since his death, including Pirate Latitudes
"Hey, have you read Michael Crichton's book Timeline yet?"

"Yeah, it was pretty intense. And he somehow made history and quantum physics actually interesting. I know, weird..."
Michael Crichton by Frankhenkleinn January 13, 2010

Michael Crichton'd 

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When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.

Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.

In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.

Gwen: Yeah, so what?

Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.

Gwen: Aw, shit!

Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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