Crighton 

To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.

Maxima: I think imma pop a crighton.
Kylent: Uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.

Crighton by Maxima_Destroyer of women February 19, 2018

Crighton 

A species recognised by a distinctively large chin. Others distinctive characteristics include being one of the worlds best undiscovered players.

Crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.

Crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.

Often found "chin-wagging" with other Crightons.

The word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.

Girl 1: Oh this guys so great, he told me he once saved 5 children from a burning orphanage.

Girl 2: No he didn’t, he’s such a Crighton!

Crighton by Keep believin' June 17, 2011

Crighton 

Him.

Person 1: "Hey who's that."
Person 2: "HE IS HIM!"
Crighton: *Is so him that he pulls lesbians*

Crighton by Mind_Goblin_:3 June 14, 2024

James Crighton 

likes 90210 and Justin Bieber, a person who disagrees with everything.
Loves David Cameron

"hes soooo gay".... " nah man hes just james crighton"

James Crighton by LdotEvans October 19, 2011

Callum Crighton 

An absolute god. Has released many songs including GROW BABE🌿🌿. Is an absolute inspiration, along with Jacob Sartorious.

Omg have you heard ‘Grow Babe?’ Callum Crighton is such a sweetheart!

Callum Crighton by fricklemypickle November 15, 2019

Michael Crichton 

An acclaimed author, screenwriter, director and producer. He has written many famous books such as Jurassic Park, Timeline, Next, Sphere, State of Fear etc. many of which have been made into feature films.

Crichton also created the hit television series ER.

He was born in Chicago and went to medical school, no doubt an inspiration for the scientific aspect of most of his works that he combines with thriller fiction.

Crichton died at age 66 of Lymphoma in 2008, yet two novels will/have been published since his death, including Pirate Latitudes

"Hey, have you read Michael Crichton's book Timeline yet?"

"Yeah, it was pretty intense. And he somehow made history and quantum physics actually interesting. I know, weird..."

Michael Crichton by Frankhenkleinn January 13, 2010

Michael Crichton'd 

When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.

Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.

In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.

Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.

Gwen: Yeah, so what?

Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.

Gwen: Aw, shit!

Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!

Michael Crichton'd by Slartibartfast11 January 2, 2010