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Punk Rock Cliff Bar 

A Punk Rock Cliff Bar is a nutty, rocky, spiky, trailblazing poop that makes your anus feel like an unweaving, stealwoolish, Chinese finger trap.
Keep the essential oils, the Nivea, the kitchen sponge, and the phone with 911 ready to go in case you have a Punk Rock Cliff Bar.
a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.
Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

Cliff Barnes 

Cliff Barnes, the character from Dallas, always fails. Calling someone "Cliff Barnes" implies constant failures
-Now I lost another client!
-Who are you? Cliff Barnes?
Cliff Barnes by OhNoNotAgain September 3, 2009
A Clif Bar is a high-energy bar eaten by athletes and other active people.
Gaylord ate a Clif Bar in bed before going to the gym and the mall.
clif bar by CowManCheeseBall June 24, 2014

Benjamin Clif Bar 

This guy is an absolute fucking loser that no one likes.
Benjamin Clif Bar is a fucking bitch ass cunt.
Benjamin Clif Bar by VVatersheep August 29, 2019
When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....
Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro
Clif Bar by Dueses March 29, 2015
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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