Definitions by Dueses
Clif Bar
When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....