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a person just damn lacking in one way or another.
The clemster on the roof hurts him, himself and others daily. Insurance premiums on the clem are often made in installments, it's the only option for such a high risk clem.

Mike is such a clemster he pulled out a piece a metal cut himself and his co-worker. The clemster just lacks damn focus.
clemster by metalmary September 8, 2010
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she is a super nice girl, she will be your best friend forever, she’s is the most amazing but annoying girl ever, she is short, not tall,if you have a friend named clemie !! keep her forever, oh and she will also always steal your man. so beware
girl: oh your dating clemie

boy: ya, why?
girl: she’s the best!
clemie by tiktokqueenisherr July 1, 2019
a fit, rich english boy, who says words like 'pang', he usually does sports such as cricket and tennis. His parents called him clemete because one of them is italian and wants their kid to stay in touch with his heritige. in addition to his ubsurdly good looks, a clemte also speaks italian/greek/spanish, making him the ultimate girlfriend stealer. A clemete is always honest (and horny), other guys envy him because he gets all the girls.
Girl 1: OMG! He is dead fit...
Girl 2: Doesn't he speak italian?
Both: Man, he is such a freaking clemete!
A person who is very white, probably a redneck. He has generic white boy hair and clothes, and is ugly. He is freakishly tall and it makes people uncomfortable.
That guy is such a clemith, just look at his hair.
clemith by Slightlyburntgirl69 December 23, 2016
The act of inserting a large, well-grown, clementine into your butthole, leaving it there for several days, then pulling it out when the time is right for maximum pleasure. This usually is done by females looking for some good ol' fashioned bootyhole action.
Boyfriend: "Why you acting like this today babe?"

Girlfriend: "I don't know. It must've been that clemie I pulled last night...im still sore from it"
clemie by superiorN August 29, 2013
Clemie is not a very nice person, they are always hungry and tend to get in the way of situations, they are the most fakest of them all
Girl: “are you friends with Clemie”

Boy: “yea”
Girl: “ beware she’s fake”
Clemie by Unknown hoe 123 July 5, 2020
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