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Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.
Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.
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An STD that causes you you to Nerdrage uncontrollably.
Did you hear about that paladin, he completely lost it in vent, I wonder if his Cleffia is acting up.
Cleffia by Maethor April 15, 2009

The Homosexual Clefairy

A dance, consisting of a man dressed in feminine attire who repeatedly waves their arms infront of them whilst dancing horribly.
Jay: My mom walked in on me performing the homosexual clefairy last night, while I was listening to If You Seek Amy.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
A badass motherfucker with a big cock who can make any woman orgasm 10 times, every woman wants a cleofas in they're life he is very addictive and can be a pornstar in bed. Often call a pussy stretcher it is very difficult to sleep with another man after you have experienced a cleofas. A cleofas is the best thing that can happen to you. He is a badass mechanic aswell!
Usually the biggest orgasm ever is caused by a cleofas.
Cleofas by Cleofas. February 26, 2018

Clefairy 

Basically the obscure original mascot for Pokemon but was eventually scrapped for Pikachu. Also basically a Jigglypuff with better design and stats all around the board so Clefairy can be used competitively while Jigglypuff cannot. Even worse Clefairy isnt even promoted in the anime enough so some people dont even know what it is.
Clefairy is better than Jigglypuff.
Clefairy by Tingle Likes Rupees October 8, 2019
cheffa is another word for effort
its takes too much cheffa to go for a jog
cheffa by DB and Jack Junkie January 11, 2006