Cleaver1

She's on drugs again.

Ignore her.

This romanian woman is on drugs, she's a Cleaver1

by nobody.22 January 31, 2023

Big Beaver Cleaver

A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Dan Cleavered

Beyond white girl wasted. The absolute mostpoint that anyone can be under the influence of alcohol

"How was last night"
"Mate, I was absolutely Dan Cleavered"

by pseuper_pseudonym November 14, 2019

cleaversdaddy

Trump cock sucker

Hey look at him, it's a trump cock sucker aka cleaversdaddy

by nobody.22 January 16, 2023

Cleaverson

Someone who is very smart slick and may look and act tuff but is very nice if you get to know him so if you have a Cleaverson in your life keep him close he may be something in life

Look at that Cleaverson

by Shara w June 2, 2018

sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015