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Big Beaver Cleaver
Big Beaver Cleaver by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016
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Dan Cleavered
Dan Cleavered by pseuper_pseudonym November 14, 2019
Cleaverson
Someone who is very smart slick and may look and act tuff but is very nice if you get to know him so if you have a Cleaverson in your life keep him close he may be something in life
Look at that Cleaverson
Cleaverson by Shara w June 2, 2018
sharpen the beaver cleaver
to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
sharpen the beaver cleaver by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
Meat Cleavered
To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
Meat Cleavered by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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