cleaverless 

1- Literally: Without a cleaver; lacking a cleaver

Just as the serial killer was about to hack his victim to pieces he realized he left an important tool of the trade at home on the kitchen counter; he found himself cleaverless on a working night.

cleaverless by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

cleaveless 

no cleavage, impossible to achieve cleavage

Her chest reminded me of the desert, with two little sand dunes; she was so cleaveless.
no cleavage, cleaveless

cleaveless by PuppyDog1245 October 24, 2010

Artificial Cleverness 

An attempt to mimic cleverness rather than intelligence artificially, often through hardware and/or software. See Siri, facial recognition or anything with "smart" in its title.

I'm not afraid of the AI (Artificial Intelligence) Overlords, I'm afraid of the AC (Artificial Cleverness) Overlords!

Artificial Cleverness by Twajjo July 27, 2018

cleverless 

1- Lacking cleverness

2- Very simple, not requiring witty thought

3- Incorrect spelling of cleaverless

1- Taking a huge risk, he cleverlessly introduced himself as 'Tom the Tiny'.

-or-

JILL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
SARAH: "How?"
JILL: "Because you're so gay!"
SARAH: "Wow... that was cleverless."

cleverless by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

Cleverness 

A word that I just created.

i am the very cleverness

Cleverness by Kx1 August 5, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022