Cleated

When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls

Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang

by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

cleated

To get stabbed/slashed/kicked, or in any other way harmed by someone's cleat.

Joe got cleated in soccer and it left an ugly bruise.

by Rachael C. December 1, 2006

cleating

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.

Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.

by Stayfresh January 11, 2015

Cleatness

the studs that make the difference between a tennis shoe and cleat

I cant wear these cleats to school it'll wear out the cleatness

by Icantthinkofandorginalname October 24, 2006

cleats

Nipples - Nice perky nipples on a females breast

"She had nipples like screw in cleats"
Rehab

by C-Hip November 10, 2007

Cleat

A wasted cliterus, belonging to decent lass, but has sealed over from lack of use, in effect becoming hermetically sealed.

Myra's some bird, its a shame her cleat has become hermetically sealed, you'd need a chisel and a blow torch to get your jollies with her now.

by MasterBOB425texas May 27, 2010

cleats

ugly, very ugly; meant to symbolize "no cleats on the hard wood(boner)"

THat trick was super cleats, I'd never hit that, even with a brown paper bag.

by marcs November 21, 2006