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Cleated 

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When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls
Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
Cleated by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016
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Cleated 

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Dont ever use this it isn’t a real term but if a retard ever says it know that they meant to say kicked by a cleat
P1 Dude i got cleated
P2 Wtf
P1 I GOT CLEATED
P2 Wtf does that mean
P1 Hhhhh dumbass i was hit by a cleat
P2 Nobody says cleated
Cleated by Fates_Envy October 22, 2019

De-Cleated 

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A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.
Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.
De-Cleated by The Switz November 3, 2009

Deep Cleated 

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when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.
"dude i just deep cleated your mom"
Deep Cleated by footpenetration August 24, 2011

getting cleaned up for the weekend 

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1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...
shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

cleared out 

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(Phrase) The feeling when your high has worn off.
Jules: Hey you can’t drive you just smoked.

Heather: No, it’s fine I am all cleared out.
cleared out by Monkey Bar November 14, 2020
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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