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cleanster
A close relative of the standard issue scenester, the typical cleanster showers one or more times a day (in the morning, and perhaps before gracing the venue) and likes to keep their room organized and smelling great. Cleansters put bros before hos, dig brooms but not 'shrooms, and prefer pierced clits over cancer sticks.
Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?
Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"
Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.
Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.
Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?
Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"
Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.
Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.
cleanster by Steven Luscher May 23, 2006
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Cleaster
Cleaster is a holiday, normally referred to as Easter. Except, here, a whore shows up with too much cleavage and makes her family sick, thereby changing the name of the holiday to Cleaster.
Cleaster by Laughing at Idiots August 26, 2009
clearthrough
allowing light to pass through the material but not being able to see shapes clearly through the material
I didn't realize you had clearthrough glass as your shower door.
certain sea shells, thick ice, and foggy pained glass/ plastics
certain sea shells, thick ice, and foggy pained glass/ plastics
clearthrough by Danny Duggan December 28, 2007
Cârștar
Noun; 1. A smart, attractive guy who tricks other people and can also used as diminutive for a friend
Cârștar by Brisquetz Bruscheta November 4, 2020
clastaranophobia
Abel: suck my dick
Stan twt: Abel is clastaranophobic. He’s cancelled, can’t believe he’d do such a thing. clastaranophobia is a real issue
Stan twt: Abel is clastaranophobic. He’s cancelled, can’t believe he’d do such a thing. clastaranophobia is a real issue
clastaranophobia by abel4life June 6, 2021
cheatstard
A hybrid of a cheating bustard, where the stupidest man in the world not only cheats on his girlfriend but is too stupid to try and hide it so he get caught where she can see. As if this wasn't ittiotic enough, this Cheatstard has cheated with a fat ugly whore.
cheatstard by Jazmanian devil July 27, 2015
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