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cheatstard 

A hybrid of a cheating bustard, where the stupidest man in the world not only cheats on his girlfriend but is too stupid to try and hide it so he get caught where she can see. As if this wasn't ittiotic enough, this Cheatstard has cheated with a fat ugly whore.
"We were staying a friends house and I found that cheatstard in bed with that fat ugly slut."
cheatstard by Jazmanian devil July 27, 2015
Words you can keep

Chatstanding

In a large corporate Zoom/Teams meeting, attendees with nothing to add to the conversation make up for it with banal, cheerleading and good vibes in the meeting chat to make sure they are seen.
Not sure why Bob was in that meeting, but boy was he chatstanding with his shallow words of encouragement and inappropriate memes.
Chatstanding by jhertz3000 September 9, 2022

Catstard 

basicly when your cat is acting like a bastard
Walter:yo man my cat scrached me again then he bit me

Josh:damn he is such a catstard
Catstard by walterwagner August 22, 2008

ChatTard 

ChatTard is a Flash Game made by Rawn Hansen.
I played ChatTard for five hours.
ChatTard by undergrounds June 9, 2011

ChatTard 

ChatTard can most likely describe a person that goes into chat rooms daily, or have their screen names in chat rooms for hours without actually typing. Also can describe a person causing a nuisance in a chat room. People that waste their daily lives in a chat room instead of doing something more important.
In Every chat room there might be a "ChatTard". Chat rooms are a waste of time, and are usually inhabited by two types; 1) People that want to waste time on purpose, or 2)People who contribute nothing to society.
ChatTard by ASmartMark October 21, 2006

Chattard 

A really stupid person that goes into a chatroom and acts retarded.
Britt is a great example of a Chattard!
Chattard by Big Daddy Ant March 26, 2004

Chattard 

Someone who sticks up for other chattards
Chattard by Bemused Kat March 31, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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