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Claxxing 

The act of having rough intercourse with someone's inner ear (specifically with ear wax)
Boyfriend: "Hey babe, wanna try Claxxing?"

Girlfriend: "But babe I just cleaned my ears!"
Claxxing by anonymous April 12, 2024
Related Words
1. To munt while gooning.
2. To get a blumkin and mew at the same time.
Mr. Belding: Brayden what are you doing to that body?!
Brayden: I'm claxing right now Mr. Belding.

Claxxigen 

Going to a your local pizzeria, and start wanking the waiters off using the pizza sauce.
Zach: Hey, why were you gone for so long?

Mikey: I just had a Claxxigen with the local pizzeria waiters.
Claxxigen by 21bladedbalas March 24, 2024
Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.
Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.
Claxing by Clax lover March 30, 2024
When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.
“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”
Claxing by D20Dicing April 9, 2024
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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