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Claxxing 

The act of having rough intercourse with someone's inner ear (specifically with ear wax)
Boyfriend: "Hey babe, wanna try Claxxing?"

Girlfriend: "But babe I just cleaned my ears!"
Claxxing by anonymous April 12, 2024
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Claxxing 

The act of having rough intercourse with someone's inner ear (specifically with ear wax)
Boyfriend: "Hey babe, wanna try Claxxing?"

Girlfriend: "But babe I just cleaned my ears!"
Claxxing by anonymous April 12, 2024
Related Words
1. To munt while gooning.
2. To get a blumkin and mew at the same time.
Mr. Belding: Brayden what are you doing to that body?!
Brayden: I'm claxing right now Mr. Belding.

Claxxigen 

Going to a your local pizzeria, and start wanking the waiters off using the pizza sauce.
Zach: Hey, why were you gone for so long?

Mikey: I just had a Claxxigen with the local pizzeria waiters.
Claxxigen by 21bladedbalas March 24, 2024
Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.
Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.
Claxing by Clax lover March 30, 2024
When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.
“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”
Claxing by D20Dicing April 9, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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