Claxxing

The act of having rough intercourse with someone's inner ear (specifically with ear wax)

Boyfriend: "Hey babe, wanna try Claxxing?"

Girlfriend: "But babe I just cleaned my ears!"

by anonymous April 12, 2024

Claxxing

The act of having rough intercourse with someone's inner ear (specifically with ear wax)

Boyfriend: "Hey babe, wanna try Claxxing?"

Girlfriend: "But babe I just cleaned my ears!"

by anonymous April 12, 2024

Claxing

1. To munt while gooning.
2. To get a blumkin and mew at the same time.

Mr. Belding: Brayden what are you doing to that body?!
Brayden: I'm claxing right now Mr. Belding.

by YOURMOMFUCKEDMELASTNIGHT123456 March 18, 2024

Claxxigen

Going to a your local pizzeria, and start wanking the waiters off using the pizza sauce.

Zach: Hey, why were you gone for so long?

Mikey: I just had a Claxxigen with the local pizzeria waiters.

by 21bladedbalas March 24, 2024

Claxing

Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.

Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.

by Clax lover March 30, 2024

Claxing

When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.

“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”

by D20Dicing April 9, 2024