Claring

Having a tactical chunder before even leaving the house on a night out.

You look pretty ill already! Why don't you have a quick claring session before we leave?

by Chicken Nuggget August 19, 2011

claring

Charging about like a fool, trying to do a hundred things at once.
Bedfordshire slang

Stop claring about or you're gonna hurt yourself

by MasterofPuppets81 February 17, 2021

Caring uncle Minpict

A well known phrase often used to describe caring people who give off uncle vibes and could easily be named Minpict

Greg Davies can only be described as Caring uncle Minpict

by Minpict November 29, 2021

Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

by facething November 3, 2012

Rusty Clarinet

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012