Claudster

A corporate grifter who feeds Buzz words into Claude, slaps their name on the output and somehow ends up in a meeting as “the expert”. Can ship a 10 model pipeline in two days, but cannot explain what it does or why the business needed it. Distinguished from an actual professional by their suspiciously, fast turnaround times and their habit of going mysteriously quiet when someone asks a follow up question.

Classic claudster - Britney presented a flawless data migration plan right up until someone asked her which table the revenue metric actually came from and she excused herself to “grab some water” and never came back.

Claudster by TheRealData June 5, 2026

claustrobody 

An intense uncomfortable feeling of one's body being smothered in coverings, triggering an equally intense desire to free oneself from the excessive layers.

"We were driving along when she started tearing at the neck of her jumper. She had claustrobody."

claustrobody by wirby January 31, 2010

claustroflowbic 

The fear of having too much flow for small spaces. popularized by rapper hodgy beats.

Get out of my face, I'm claustroflowbic

claustroflowbic by OFfan June 16, 2011

classterbating 

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.

Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.

classterbating by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008

classter

The joining of classy and hipster. Like hipsters, classters are trendy but choose on sticking to the finer things in life. They enjoy more expensive goods, whether or not they can afford it and pursue a higher lifestyle. Classters combine an effortless upscale appearance with a mentality to match. They can be found in high end boutiques, following menswear blogs, and sipping on red wine while listening to some Miles Davis.

The classter often found himself sacrificing other areas of his life in order to maintain his exorbitant living standards.

classter by your neighborhood classter September 26, 2012

Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

Claustrobumhole 

The phobia or fear of someones bum hole getting to close to you

"Back off! I've got Claustrobumhole."

Claustrobumhole by DubstepSheep900 February 13, 2017