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The joining of classy and hipster. Like hipsters, classters are trendy but choose on sticking to the finer things in life. They enjoy more expensive goods, whether or not they can afford it and pursue a higher lifestyle. Classters combine an effortless upscale appearance with a mentality to match. They can be found in high end boutiques, following menswear blogs, and sipping on red wine while listening to some Miles Davis.
The classter often found himself sacrificing other areas of his life in order to maintain his exorbitant living standards.
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Second Classer 

A term coined by and for the most pathetic crowds of habbohotel
"brooooo l0vrs is such a second classer"
Second Classer by no1care May 5, 2010

Claysterpillar 

Pillars made of clay are usually referred to as "stick" or "claysterpillar." They are often made of glass or ceramic materials.
Be careful, as there may be broken pieces of glass or ceramic on the floor. This is the same as saying "be careful, there may be a lot of claysterpillars on the floor." I'm going to claysterpillar - I'm going to sleep, and so on...

Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.
Claysterpillar by fcsf December 17, 2022

classterbating 

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.
Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.

Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.
"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

clayster 

Professional cod player with 8 plus championships. One of the best to ever touch a controller. Also known as a WWE star who smokes and is the creator of the fashionable 1980s ponytail. Also loves shooting deer.
Clayster shot a prancing deer as his ponytail blew in the wind.
clayster by JKaps_chiropractor March 13, 2014

classturbator

(n.)- an individual who masturbates during class

classturbation -(v.)The act of feeling the sudden urge to masturbate purfusely during school hours. Usually the kid in the school that gets his ass kicked on a daily basis, yet still has the dignity to beat his meat the next day.
Billy: "Hey Mike!"
Mike: "What?"
Billy: "Scott Terry (from Boardman, Ohio) beat his meat in Wood Shop, Science and Math all in two school days!"
Mike: "Wow, what a perve, let's go beat his ass."
Billy: "Yeah, damn classturbator!"