When you have a phobia of bumholes and your A FUCKING VIRGIN BECAUSE YOUR TO SCARED TO GO NEAR ONE!!!...................AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL OR YOUR TITS ARE SAGGY DEPENDING ON WHAT GENDER!!!
Billy got lawed in to have sex in the strip club last Night but she liked anal but Billy has a phobia called claustrobumhole and his dick was small so he ran away from the whore and he disided to wank himself off while crying how sad
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.