A mammal that is over 324.68 lbs. No less, And may or may not be of human decent. Chudsters are often capable of leaving hot chuds whenever they become overfed
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1. An internet archetype distinguished by exceptional analytical skill, capable of wielding facts, statistics, and peer-reviewed data to frustrate echo-chamber thinkers. Not necessarily ideologically extreme, but able to dismantle arguments built on noise rather than signal.
2. Someone whose precision and logic provoke strong emotional reactions—often rage or confusion—from those unaccustomed to actual evidence.
3. (Informal) A “strategic plonketeer”—a clever, infuriating figure whose intellect and timing make them simultaneously admired and exasperating.
Example: “The debate thread was full of nonsense until the Chudster arrived, dropping citations like a true plonketeer and watching everyone lose their minds.”
1. An internet archetype distinguished by exceptional analytical skill, capable of wielding facts, statistics, and peer-reviewed data to frustrate echo-chamber thinkers. Not necessarily ideologically extreme, but able to dismantle arguments built on noise rather than signal.
2. Someone whose precision and logic provoke strong emotional reactions—often rage or confusion—from those unaccustomed to actual evidence.
3. (Informal) A “strategic plonketeer”—a clever, infuriating figure whose intellect and timing make them simultaneously admired and exasperating.
Example: “The debate thread was full of nonsense until the Chudster arrived, dropping citations like a true plonketeer and watching everyone lose their minds.”
1. “Just when everyone in the forum thought they were winning the argument, the Chudster dropped a study on quantum economics and left them all flabbergasted—a true plonketeer move.”
2. “She’s a Chudster through and through: calmly citing peer-reviewed journals while the rest of the thread devolves into screaming emojis.”
3. “If you ever feel smug in a comment section, the Chudster will arrive, fact-sheet in hand, and turn your certainty into pure chaos—a plonketeer at work.”
4. “He doesn’t even need to raise his voice; the Chudster’s logic alone, deployed at exactly the right moment, makes everyone rage-quit like clockwork.”
5. “Watching a Chudster in action is like witnessing a strategic plonketeer: brilliant, ridiculous, and somehow deeply satisfying to the enlightened few.”
2. “She’s a Chudster through and through: calmly citing peer-reviewed journals while the rest of the thread devolves into screaming emojis.”
3. “If you ever feel smug in a comment section, the Chudster will arrive, fact-sheet in hand, and turn your certainty into pure chaos—a plonketeer at work.”
4. “He doesn’t even need to raise his voice; the Chudster’s logic alone, deployed at exactly the right moment, makes everyone rage-quit like clockwork.”
5. “Watching a Chudster in action is like witnessing a strategic plonketeer: brilliant, ridiculous, and somehow deeply satisfying to the enlightened few.”
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