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tokin' classics 

A compilation of classic rock put together so that one can enjoy some weed while having something to listen to. A new one comes out every month. Each one has a specific title. Such as, "Rocked Shut Domes."
"We'll listen to Tokin' Classics IV while we go on the routes."

Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?

Post-modern Classics 

Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.
Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."

Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"

Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."

Reeboks Classics 

Sick shoes put out by Reebok that are very comfortable and stylish even when they're too big for you.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NOw I have to add eextra words to this def
Reeboks Classics by Oscar January 8, 2005

Wiggly classics 

wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die
wiggly classics used audio of greg dying and call is a mistake
Wiggly classics by snakes# December 28, 2020

Rebok Classics 

A phrase generated on the streets of london for kids of asian (indian etc) culture that immate/think theyre black kids.
Asian Kid: yo.. wassup blud, that club was of da heeezy init!

Black Kid.1: man look at dat reebok classic, wheres he goin wit dat!?

Black Kid.2: Init just!
Rebok Classics by Eboney May 7, 2005
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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