jazzersizer69er_89's definitions

Good News

Pot-smokers might use the term "good news" to hide the fact that they are talking about weed in public.

"You hear about any good news lately?"

or

"Hey man you got any good news?

by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

Doof

Minneapolis-area slang for a cigarette.

"Yo man let's go smoke a doof"

or

"Hey man you can I bum a doof off you?"

by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

Post-modern Classics

Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.

Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."

Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"

Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."

by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013