Definitions by jazzersizer69er_89

Doof 

Minneapolis-area slang for a cigarette.

"Yo man let's go smoke a doof"

or

"Hey man you can I bum a doof off you?"

Doof by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

Good News 

Pot-smokers might use the term "good news" to hide the fact that they are talking about weed in public.

"You hear about any good news lately?"

or

"Hey man you got any good news?

Good News by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

Post-modern Classics 

Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.

Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."

Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"

Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."

Post-modern Classics by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013