Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.

The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.

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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.

Clashing Colours by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Clashing Autisms

When two people have autistic traits that conflict with each other. For example, one person always talks ant full volume and the other person hates loud noise.

This often causes the people to strongly dislike each other.

Person 1: Those two keep getting into arguments, what’s their deal?.

Person 2: Yeah, they both really into Halo 3, I thought they would get along.
Person 3: They’ve got clashing autisms, it’s sort of like they were destined to hate each other.

Clashing Autisms by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024

Clashing Wagons

Amish term for lesbian sex

I heard Amy and Sarah were clashing wagons.

Clashing Wagons by anonymous September 12, 2026

power clashing

Combining clothing items that according to style etiquette do not go together. Doing this as a powerful figure will result in people unquestionably approving your fashion sense, and taking you in higher esteem.

> I'll tell you what I don't do: wear a striped tie with a striped shirt!

< It's called... power clashing. And I do it because I can.

power clashing by waxo May 17, 2011

Word of the Day on May 11, 2025

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026