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clarkey cat
clarkey cat by John-O October 4, 2003
George Clarkey
very fit man
makes videos with imallexx
very funny man, shags lots of women
has a nice beard, nice hair, solid hair line
solid sense of fashion, even tho sometimes he dressed like a divorced dad but id still smash
everyone loves george clarkey
makes videos with imallexx
very funny man, shags lots of women
has a nice beard, nice hair, solid hair line
solid sense of fashion, even tho sometimes he dressed like a divorced dad but id still smash
everyone loves george clarkey
person 1: did you see imallexx’s new video
person 2: yes, i only watched it bcs george clarkey was in it. hes so funny
person 1: oh, okay
person 2: yes, i only watched it bcs george clarkey was in it. hes so funny
person 1: oh, okay
George Clarkey by khoifishkhoi January 3, 2023
Demonic Clarke
Demonic Clarke by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021
Clarke’s Third Law
Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
Clarke’s Third Law by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016
clarky cat
"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"
clarky cat by eViLegion January 25, 2005
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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