Clarky 

A Clarky is the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet. A Clarky can be either gender as long as they posess all the qualities a kickass person should.

that kid matt is fuckin clarky

Clarky by Speakdatruth April 15, 2006

Clarky 

Seagull

Clarky says, "**seagull screach**"
he can do that.

Clarky by the 2 feesh February 5, 2009

Clarky 

Some one who is sexy, but in a very subtle way.

Person One: Woah, that bloke over there is fit!
Person Two: No, he's more clarky than fit.
Person One: I agree.

Clarky by |Georgie| June 25, 2005

clarky 

one who takes computer hardware

dont take that clarky

clarky by thelus June 25, 2003

clarky 

1. v. it. - to slowly become whiter and gayer every day, whilst annoying everyone you talk to

2. v. t. - to annoy the shit out of someone, possibly making them stupider and whiter by talking to them

1. Dude I heard andreas has been clarkying since last year.

2. Dude stop clarkying me! I can feel my intelligence dropping, and look! I just got paler!

clarky by fethi March 7, 2005

clarky 

someone who is rediculously goofy. alternatively used by zookeepers as a nickname for the small birds that pick the poo kernals out of rhinosaurus's asses

i knew this guy who broke my may watch with a bb gun. what a clarky douchebag.

clarky by stella_artois January 27, 2005

clarky 

one that's always suave

People notice he's always relaxed

clarky by Clarky December 16, 2003