Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.

Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.

by Jnda88 August 16, 2016

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Crank Wank

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

by Mayor Yana May 4, 2008

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A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.

Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

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crank the wank

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.

Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"

by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 3, 2009

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