Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022

Pest control

Throwing a hand warmer packet at your friends singular nut, right or left.

"bouta preform some pest control"

by OfficialGooseStudios November 21, 2023

Sploof

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex

Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."

Jeff:"that sounds weird."

by OfficialGooseStudios December 6, 2020

Jaink

Something that looks like an absolute piece of shit but somehow works

Bob:"man I wish the side plates I made didn't look so jaink."

Jeff:"maybe you should get rid of all the rough edges."

by OfficialGooseStudios December 6, 2020

Undead Dream

when you eat out a girl who has her period and cums and the same time.

Kyle: dude, Emily gave me a Undead Dream.
Ben: The fuck is that?
Kyle: she blead and came.
Ben: WHAT THE FUCK!?

by OfficialGooseStudios March 11, 2023