Jaink

Something that looks like an absolute piece of shit but somehow works

Bob:"man I wish the side plates I made didn't look so jaink."

Jeff:"maybe you should get rid of all the rough edges."

by OfficialGooseStudios December 07, 2020

Sploof

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex

Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."

Jeff:"that sounds weird."

by OfficialGooseStudios December 07, 2020

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

by OfficialGooseStudios February 12, 2022

Pest control

Throwing a hand warmer packet at your friends singular nut, right or left.

"bouta preform some pest control"

by OfficialGooseStudios November 21, 2023

Undead Dream

when you eat out a girl who has her period and cums and the same time.

Kyle: dude, Emily gave me a Undead Dream.
Ben: The fuck is that?
Kyle: she blead and came.
Ben: WHAT THE FUCK!?

by OfficialGooseStudios March 11, 2023