Clangon 

The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.

Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.

Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)

Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )

Clangon by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020

clangon 

the best word in existence, clangon is a filler word because it does not mean anything.

Oh look James is being a clangon

clangon by epicbrakon May 16, 2019

Clingon Stage 5 

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

Clingon Stage 5 by will bitten August 26, 2017

Clingonatar 

Avatar name for the character who is eager and desperate, ready and willing, ready or not, I don't know karate but I know crazy.

Clinger
Bore
Master Manipulator
Chameleon
Drama
Manly

Watch out for a Clingonatar!

Clingonatar

Clingonatar by NascarFan4life October 16, 2010

clingons 

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

clingons by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Clanton, Alabama 

A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.

Hey man, you wanna hang out in town (Clanton, Alabama) tonight??

Clanton, Alabama by theonenonredneck May 27, 2011

clangun 

a group of people that play a mod. of the game UT99, who in reality are really just a bunch of e-thugs who in RL sucks donkeys slong and lives in their mothers basements and have cats as pets/girlfriends/lovers; and in most cases, have never seen a woman naked in person, expect for their mothers

These people are so clangun (CG) that unless its by their mothers, they will never have kids....

clangun by CriticalError August 3, 2009