clagonasyphaherpalaids 

Enjoy all the worst STD's that women can achieve.
Except Crabs...Those are cool...

"I had sex last night..."
"You got clagonasyphaherpalaids didn't you?!"

clagonasyphaherpalaids by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts

Just about every STD you can get rolled into one fun fuck over!

"You just got tested right...what do you have?"
"I was positive for Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts"

Clagonasyphaherpalaidcrabwarts by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006