clandonald 

A hamelet just past the seed cleaning plant
And the home of Joan's muskrat

If your driving down the hiway and you pass the seed cleaning plant you've gone to far and you might run into Joan's muskrat in clandonald

clandonald by ArizonaBaby1981 April 10, 2023

CrapDonald's 

What McDonald's should really be called. It is extremely unhealthy (even the so-called healthier choices at McDonald's are loaded with fats and/or salt or sugar. Plus it also gives you the shits. Anyone who thinks CrapDonald's is better for you than home cooking needs to be drawn and quartered.

I went to CrapDonald's for lunch and the BigCrap made me shit my pants

CrapDonald's by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 11, 2008

Landonald

A Landonald is someone with questionable photoshop skills who hires himself out to third-world advertisers to make knock-off logos of well-known American brands.

Is that a Newman's Own Logo? Nah, dog - that's Newzn's Ownv... This is truly a day in the life of a Landonald.

Landonald by Pork Circus February 4, 2023

Crapdonalds 

Mc Donalds but crap.

"Lets go to Crapdonalds

Crapdonalds by b b bubu boba hob hobba hobba December 17, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019