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Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.
Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!
by vernon dutton January 21, 2004
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No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.
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Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.
I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
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fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
by will grasmick February 09, 2003
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Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY
Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.
by Drew October 20, 2004
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Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}

An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.

As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.

Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
by CraigUnderscore February 08, 2009
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little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.
I took a very relaxing dump, but spent a while cleaning up due to the presence of multiple cling ons that arose.
by wharf May 07, 2006
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