Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.

clingons by Drew October 20, 2004

Related Words

Clingon Stage 5 • clingon • clintonspeak • Chingonsote • Clingonatar • clingone • clintonsidense • Carolina Clingon • The Clingon • zubric clingon

Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

Clingon Stage 5 by will bitten August 26, 2017

Clingonatar

Avatar name for the character who is eager and desperate, ready and willing, ready or not, I don't know karate but I know crazy.

Clinger
Bore
Master Manipulator
Chameleon
Drama
Manly

Watch out for a Clingonatar!

Clingonatar

Clingonatar by NascarFan4life October 16, 2010

Cling-Ons

Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.

I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.

Cling-Ons by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

clintonspeak

v. to say many seemingly intelligent and thoughtful things in order to shut people up and get them off your back long enough to concoct yet another set of seemingly intelligent and thoughtful things for when they realise that what you said before really wasn't anything more than fluff.

(If asked about why you signed NAFTA and sent thousands of jobs and billions of dollars to Mexico...) "I feel your pain, but Americans are can-do people. We never give up, and we persevere and overcome obstacles and challenges... blah blah blah."

(If asked the difference between your outright dismissal and decrying of allegations of perjury, fraud, conspiracy and evidence tampering against you, your wife and several in your administration as 'baseless' and your insistance that allegations of possible other allegations of appearances of impropriety by staffers of your political opponents be investigated by the Justice Department, The FEC and a special prosecutor...) "It's not the evidence but the seriousness of the charge that we must consider. The attacks on me and those close to me were merely partisan snipes at my character, but these allegations might genuinely be serious. They need to be investigated, for the benefit of all concerned."

clintonspeak by Prof. Aladdin Saucipious Cinemanagic Jackson, III September 14, 2005

clingon

fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion

These slingons sure make my pants lumpy

clingon by will grasmick February 9, 2003

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026