clangun

a group of people that play a mod. of the game UT99, who in reality are really just a bunch of e-thugs who in RL sucks donkeys slong and lives in their mothers basements and have cats as pets/girlfriends/lovers; and in most cases, have never seen a woman naked in person, expect for their mothers

These people are so clangun (CG) that unless its by their mothers, they will never have kids....

by CriticalError August 3, 2009

clangun

a clan that plays TO (tactical ops) that thinks they are the best in TO and can't do any wrong, when in reaility they are the scum of the internet; losers; lower than n00bs; to be called a clangun member is to be insulted to the worst degree

That guy isn't even a n00b, he is clangun

by ArmedGuard July 27, 2009

clangun

a clan that plays Tac Ops. A clan that is run by a "balls floppin on table natiz admin" (Spook) that likes to bad mouth/kick/ban any player that is better than him (which in his mind is hacking ) in order to prove to every one else that the only thing he can control is a server that he can't even pay for him self and has his kool aid drinking lackeys pay for after threatening them with pictures of him screwing his cat/girlfriend/lover. He is also a self proclaimed master of many fighting styles and has black belts in "so many that he lost count".

When in reality, the only thing that would happen if he was confronted in person by any one of the many people that he has threatened, would be that he would "soil him self". Then he would have to go running to his cat crying and begging to make it all better, at which time the cat would run off leaving this 35year old, that still lives with his mom to go running to her crying his little heart out.

This clan leader (spook, actor4nyc) is such a lame ass that he believed that because he was actually able to speak to a woman, with out wetting him self, that he was gonna marry her. Only to have his heart broken by her never wanting to see him again.

Considering that a clan is portrayed by the clan leader, this should say something about the entire clan. To be clangun is to be lonely, sad and pathetic. A lonely loser who is in his/her late 30's early 40's and still living at home. One who has no control over anything in their life.

Look at that guy, he is so clangun he needs help!

by Easytarget August 5, 2009

clangun

A gaming clan that plays the game TAC OPS: Assault on Terror. The members of this clan are dedicated to preserving and revitalizing the TAC OPS game while ensuring a cheat and drama free gaming server.

Being clangun is being elite and dedicated to the game and each member of <GUN>

by actor4nyc/spook August 4, 2009

Clangon

The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.

Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.

Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)

Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )

by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020

clanging

clanging is when you clang something multiple times

he couldn't stop clanging the gongs

by aphmautimeboiiiiiiii January 15, 2019

clanguage

A new 'frankenlanguage' resulting from globalization and the ubiquitous Net. It's called Globlish (Global English) and is spoken by virtually every nation in the world, consisting normally of an amalgamic mix of heteroglossia or 'macaronic' phrases of both, the original country's language and standard English in what's described as 'English-Lite'.
This mingling of languages is also called 'Minglish'. Here are some:

Anglish (Anglo-Saxon)
Yinglish (Yiddish)
Yeshivish (Yeshiva)
Jewbonics (Hebrew)
Hebonics
Hebronics
Hebrish
Runglish (Russia)
Ruglish
Russlish
Frenglish (French)
Franglish
Franglais
Franish
Fringlish
Spain-ish (Spanish)
Spain-lish
Espanglish
Espaninglish
El Spanish Broken
Inglañol
Englañol
Spanglish
Espan'glés
Espanolo
Portinglês (Portoguese)
Portu-inglês
Portenglish
Portunglês
Llanito (Creole, Gibraltar)
Yanito
Inglés de Escalerilla
Cockoy (Creole, Carribean)
Serblish (Serbia)
Praglish (Czech)
Czechlish
Czenglish
Poglish (Poland)
Hunglish (Hungary)
Germlish (Dutsch, Germany)
Engleutsch
Denglish
Denglisch
Dunglish
Donglish
Dinglish (Danish)
Danglish
Swidish (Sweden)
Swenglish
Svengelska
Finglish (Finnish)
Wenglish (Wales)
Minglish (Maltese)
Greeklish (Greece)
Grenglish
Latinoellinika
Anglicaans (Afrikaans, South Africa)
Camfranglais (Cameroonian Franglais)
Frananglais
Namlish (Namibia)
Jinglish (Jamaica)
Jamlish
Indlish (India)
Inglish
Kanglish (Kannada from Bangalore)
Benglish (Bengali, Bangladesh)
Bahasa Inglonesia (Bahasa, Indonesia)
Tinglish (Thailand)
Thenglish
Thailish
Thainglish
Singlish (Singapore)
Taglish (Tagalog, Philippines)
Englog
Enggalog
Konglish (Korea)
Konglish (Hong Kong)
Chinglish (China)
Mandaringlish
Japlish (Japan)
Japanglish
Finnish (Farsi, Iran)
Fingilish
Finglish
Penglish
Pinglish
Pingilish
Turklish (Turkish)
Arablish (Arabic)
Arabizi*

*That last one gets yakked a lot by pretentious numbnuts who can't speak straight English and resort to speaking this bastardised version of English as if they're chewing shit in their mouthes!

The funny pidgin English spoken by F.O.B.s (Fresh out of the boat people), is a clanguage and is called sarcastically 'Foblish'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007