The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.
Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.
Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)
Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.
Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)
Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )
by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020
by epicbrakon May 16, 2019