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Cranford 

Cranford is an upper middle class town in north jersey just 35 minutes outside downtown Manhattan. There are many pizzerias and nail salons as well as many Italians and Jews. The setting for the movie Guess Who was filmed here. Downtown Cranford has the world’s largest four-sided Rolex figure. One of their historic houses is said to be one of the stops on the Underground Railroad. Cranford high is know for it’s immaculate sports and athletic abilities. They shop in their own downtown as well as Westfield, Summit, and of course the Short Hills Mall. Their parties are known to be fun yet drug infested which cause chaos with the local town cops. The guys are stuck up and the girls are brats and expect everything to be handed to them especially if they live in the north side of town. Overall a great town to live in and raise a family in especially if you want a good downtown and lots of parks and wealth.
Dude i met such a cool girl last weekend in Nomehegan park, but she’s kinda spoiled and jappy...
Where does she live?

She lives in the north side of Cranford.
Cranford by jerseygirl98 October 1, 2019

Cranford 

A medium sized town in Union County New Jersey. It was oringinally named Crane's Ford after the Crane family forded a river. The movie Guess Who was filmed here, as were many episodes of Nickelodeon's Pete and Pete. It can be accessed easily from exits 135, 136, and 137 on the parkway. It's high school is notorious for flagrant and excessive drug and alcohol use. It is nationally recognized with the Tree city USA award, honoring both a specific tree at Lincoln Park and the tree-lined streets. Some also believe this is a reference to the previously suggested drug use. It is home to over six miles of bicycle trails and is home to an historic house that was a stop on the underground railroad. Notable attractions in the town are the Town Washtub, where teens can be seen spinning around in the drying machines; The Rustic Mill, an overpriced diner; and the clock, the world's largest four-sided Rolex (The number 4 is represented IIII instead of IV). The town is home to 3 Dunkin' Donuts locations, 2 krauzers convienence stores, and an absurd amount of nail and hair salons and pizza parlors.
While being driven through central Jersey, the drug sniffing dogs went crazy because they had arrived in Cranford.
Cranford by Sam Ballen July 23, 2008

Cranford 

A small northern town in Union County that is divided by North and South sides, North being the "rich side" and South being the "poorer side". Teens attend Cranford High School that is overpopulated with every sterotype of teen. From class clowns, jokes, preps, nerds and goths Cranford is still known for their excessive partying and drug use. Major morning hot spot, Bagel America, is the home to many teens after a rough night and a rougher morning with a hang over accompianed by a bagel and some friends. Cranford cops are always out looking for someone even Jay-Walking. Cranford is also known for their baseball and volleyball teams. All around though, soccer is forced upon Cranford children at age 4. Cranford is a gossipy town that is growing on the downfall.
Cranford is a party town, stop by.

Cranford is a soccer lovers land.

Cranford has good weed and beers for everyone!
Cranford by mhhhkay November 27, 2007

Canford Cliffs 

A Delectable subberb of Poole, complete with some of the most fantastic beaches the UK has to offer. Complete with a quaint village and a Psychiatric Hospital of the finest order. Neighbours the illustrious sandbanks. Home of fabulously wealthy footballers and property developers. and the delectable Lilliput, which is not in fact filled with tiny people as depicted in Gullivers travels.
Are you from Poole? Not really im from Canford Cliffs, much better than the rest of Poole.

One of these days i want to be good enough to live in Canford Cliffs.
Canford Cliffs by TimidMike March 31, 2011

cranford community school 

Cranford community school when it comes to education wise it’s really good but the teachers their are dickheads such as mrs Ledlie who is a stuck up bitch mr Singh is just some rude guy who thinks he’s funny then you got the fat bastard mr Prunty the head of the school coming with thease next up rules like phone gets confiscated for a whole year like and moves stingy by not letting you take the sim out like what a bitch and then you got yr 11 who just beat 24/7 such as Yasmin and zac and Fatima and amrik who she gives blow jobs to and then you got zara the hoe who sucks guy of moving on you got the year 10 who are bare loud for no reason always causing beef then there’s the year 9 you got the” wannabe” group shall I say who make caous for no reason and thing there the shit which there not but then you got the nice people in the year who actually have decenty and respect for themselves unlike others then theirs the year 8 well tbh there just in love crisis right now all you can see is relationship their then you got the year 7 well there just cancelled you can’t even see half of them but they have loud mouth and they think there bad loool let’s speak bout the teachers who are actual bitches and cunts who out here seeing if you wearing the right uniform like did I come to school to learn it see if my ankles are showing or if I’m wearing a Gucci belt or if I’m chewing gum like pattern please well that cranford for you guys enjoy (🐍)

Cranford 

a town filled white kids who do drugs neighboring towns with more white kids who do drugs. upper middle class
got any adderal?”
“You must be from Cranford”
Cranford by too accurate January 31, 2021