Clamogram

The annual or semi-annual wellness exam, usually given by a gynecologist , for women.

Honey, your clam smells like the warf market, may I suggest you go to the Dr. for a clamogram?

by Chef Bones May 14, 2013

calogram

combination of "calorie" and "kilogram"

Banging your head on the wall for an hours does burn 150 calograms

by mqximoffs February 23, 2022

Clamgram

The female version of a dick pic.

I sent my boyfriend a clamgram and he came over within ten minutes.

by Elton John's Fanny Pack May 14, 2014

clamagram

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.

Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.

by gleenn July 22, 2017

catogram

Going on social media like Twitter and see cat pictures and gifs in a thread.

Gif and pictures funny conversations on the internet. It is fun to talk in pictures and gifs and have a full conversation with it is called catogram.

by An0nK3k October 16, 2021

Slamogram

Mammograms, the old-timey ones that feel like a refrigerator door being slammed on your breast

Rats! Time to go in for my annual slamogram.

by Jstantonm October 10, 2018

Clamoradtileórasi

The action to yell at a TV or screen and expect the characters to hear you and your imput

Nice Clamoradtileórasi-ing but could you shut le fuck up?

by Uno_Bruno October 29, 2022