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clamagram

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.
Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.
by gleenn July 22, 2017
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Clamgram

I sent my boyfriend a clamgram and he came over within ten minutes.
by Elton John's Fanny Pack May 14, 2014
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Slamagram

a hasty neologism in the form of a portmanteau. (when you make up a new word real fast by slamming other words together)
Slamagram is itself a slamagram formed from the words slam and anagram. Other examples include cankles, snobservation, jeggings, bacne, and brotatalitarian.
by alphaminus September 20, 2011
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Cranagram

Telegram on a cranberry
Alt. - anagram involving cranberries
Send that bitch a cranagram. Bitches love cranagrams.
by Phobozad November 27, 2012
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Claragraal

Claragraal is someone who's getting bullied by everyone.

She got bullied by Zelkam because of the 2 a's in her name, and is bullied daily by a lot of online people.
Haha, look, it's Claragraal! What an idiot!

Claragraal is bald haha, remive the extra a in your name!!!
by Claragraal June 14, 2020
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Clamogram

The annual or semi-annual wellness exam, usually given by a gynecologist , for women.
Honey, your clam smells like the warf market, may I suggest you go to the Dr. for a clamogram?
by Chef Bones May 14, 2013
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cramagram

When a woman Hyde drugs in her vaginal cavity.
We were re-impulled over so I had to cramagram inside me.
by Rebecka kellogg April 8, 2023
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