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ram·a·gram ram-uh-gram Show IPA noun, verb, ram·a·gramed or ram·a·grammed, ram·a·gram·ing or ram·a·gram·ming.
noun
1.
a diagram, usually consisting of stick figures, made to accompany and illustrate a sexual theorem, sexual demonstration, or explanation of a sexual position. This phrase was originally coined by Micah L.
2.
a drawing or plan that outlines and explains the parts, operation, etc., of something sexual or lascivious in nature: a ramagram of .
3.
a chart, plan, or scheme used specifically to illustrate a sexual act or position.
verb (used with object)
4.
to represent by a ramagram; make a ramagram of.
Origin:

2013; < Latin ramagramma < English: that which is marked out by lines to show naughty time.
When B was confused by her boyfriend's request, he drew her a ramagram, to explain where her legs should go.
ramagram by Nyk the Great October 2, 2013
The female version of a dick pic.
I sent my boyfriend a clamgram and he came over within ten minutes.

clamagram 

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.
Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.
clamagram by gleenn July 22, 2017

cramalamasis 

When someone with an Afro (usually someone black) goes to bed and wakes up with their hair all over the place
Paul went to work without doing his hair. Everyone knew he had cramalamasis
cramalamasis by Sh Nae Nae February 28, 2018

Cranagram 

Telegram on a cranberry
Alt. - anagram involving cranberries
Send that bitch a cranagram. Bitches love cranagrams.
Cranagram by Phobozad November 27, 2012

craparama 

A event that was supposed to be fun but, turns out bad.
Wow wasn't that a craparama, I thought they were good.
craparama by Nookie Mc D October 12, 2007
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