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Clam Joust

When you put your tongue in a fanny!!
To 'Clam Joust'

OR to Lick fanny!!

Lick someones minge!!
by Sofabee September 16, 2009
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When two lesbians get together for some action and rub their vagina's together. IE: The lady's clams have a good old tussle
by Aldo May 28, 2003
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A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.
A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.
by garybaldi February 12, 2010
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Clam jouster

Used to describe a lady who likes ladies, derived from the act of rubbing their pussies together.
Paula was a right clam jouster
by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006
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by Rob October 31, 2003
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A lady, often but not uniquely, of Catholic education who engages in the time honoured Girls' School pastime of clamjousting. It is the noble martial art of clam-to-clam combat, where one girl grinds her clam against her opponent's. (aka Tribadism)

The collective noun is 'TILT' (From the medieval tournaments consisting of a number of jousts.)
"A tilt of clamjousters"

See also: boxgrazer, dieseldyke, mingeeta, rugmuncher, WRAC.
"That dorm has seen so much clamjousting the matresses squelch with fannybatter"
by Cutaway August 17, 2004
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this is when two females engage in performing the act of running at each other, and jumping from about one meter and a half apart while trying to cause the clitoris or other parts of the vagina to connect in a sexually satisfying way
clamjousting similar to super market jousting without the trolleys and two women wearing no clothes instead

also see female clam.
by junior, snowboard June 29, 2006
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