Jouster
Jouster by Robert Bryers February 3, 2006
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Jouster
A slang term given to a male homosexual, to describe the physical act of a male jousting with another male using their penises.
Ryan: Have you ever seen one of your friends penises?
Me: No?! WTF?!
(Later)
Joel: Have you spoken to Ryan recently?
Me: Yeah. He asked me if I'd seen your penis the other day. I think he might be gay, he sounds like a right little Jouster.
Me: No?! WTF?!
(Later)
Joel: Have you spoken to Ryan recently?
Me: Yeah. He asked me if I'd seen your penis the other day. I think he might be gay, he sounds like a right little Jouster.
Jouster by everton9t4 October 13, 2016
Related Words
Butt-Jouster
Jesus! Look at that F*ing butt-jouster! He gives a new meaning to the term, "I will get medieval on your hinee!"
Butt-Jouster by G-Stein May 20, 2007
Confused Jouster
Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.
Confused Jouster by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013
dick jouster
n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick
dick jouster by Aarik July 21, 2007
richard jouster
richard jouster by Mike Yarbrough July 31, 2012
Mud Jouster
One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.
Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'
Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’
Mud Jouster by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004
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