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Clackerbox

A Yorkshire slang term for a chatty person
“Oh she is such a Clackerbox”

“I couldn’t get a word in edgeways, he’s a right Clackerbox”
by Tigerfeet August 8, 2022
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crackerbox palace

George Harrison's crib
"We welcome you to Crackerbox Palace, we've been expecting you"
by HellaMcCartney June 5, 2020
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Crackerbones

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
by rnnd January 15, 2010
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Crackerbox

A small, badly constructed house in a poor neighborhood, usually an older house.
Joe lives with his wife and four kids in a two bedroom crackerbox near the railroad tracks.
by Libertine November 24, 2011
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crackerboxing

1) a word used as a metaphor for what adolescents can do at a dance that would not be acceptable for neither childrens nor jesus

2) when you dance in a very dirty fashion around a white person in a box
1) lars our new friend and counselor telling us not to do any crackerboxing

2) our favorite activity at CLH
by wtfispseudonymbitch June 17, 2012
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Crackerbox

A vag pitufully devoid of moisture.
When I was over at your dad's house I tried to stuff it in Jen's hairy snizz. Thing wouldn't budge and I got the sensation of dragging my eye down a chalk board. So I go down to spit on it and right when I open my mouth she queefs a sandstorm. Considering how oily Jen's skin and hair are she has the worst crackerbox I've ever tasted!
by Scrunthole June 17, 2018
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clackerbag

My clackerbag is well sore, feels like I'm wearing sandpaper gruds
by Medzedz June 2, 2005
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