40 definitions by Libertine

To make a loud, prolonged complaint, especially in a public situation.
If Mary doesn't get the promotion, she will raise a big stink about it to everyone in the office.

by Libertine October 2, 2005
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A dull, boring person with absolutely no individuality.
John has all the personality of a dial tone.
by Libertine October 2, 2005
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To be right in the middle of sex, buried to the hilt inside of a woman.
I was dead into it when her husband opened the door and caught us together.
by Libertine October 2, 2005
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Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.
You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.
by Libertine October 11, 2005
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His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.
by Libertine October 2, 2005
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To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.
My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.
by Libertine October 3, 2005
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Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet
I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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