by Libertine October 03, 2005
1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.
2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.
2. What a fucking wank stain.
2. What a fucking wank stain.
by Libertine April 09, 2016
An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".
After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"
by Libertine October 03, 2005
1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.
by Libertine April 09, 2016
(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.
Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?
Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.
Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.
by libertine February 10, 2013
To find something amusing; something that makes you laugh. To be generally enthusiastic about something.
by Libertine October 03, 2005
The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be classified as vehicular sodomy.
by Libertine October 06, 2005