wankstain

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.
by Libertine April 09, 2016
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dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".
After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"
by Libertine October 03, 2005
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get a charge

To find something amusing; something that makes you laugh. To be generally enthusiastic about something.
I get a charge out of watching Seinfeld.

I get a charge out of driving fast.
by Libertine October 03, 2005
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Vehicular sodomy

Following the car in front of you too closely; tailgating.
The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be classified as vehicular sodomy.
by Libertine October 06, 2005
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will and grace moment

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.
Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.
by libertine February 10, 2013
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barkative

The canine version of talkative; a dog who barks a lot.

His chihuahua was extremely barkative; the dog barked all night long.
by Libertine June 20, 2006
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Awful House

A derogatory term for Waffle House, which is a chain of highway diners mostly in the southern US
I got indigestion when I ate at the Awful House last night
by Libertine October 03, 2005
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