dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".

After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"

by Libertine October 03, 2005

bomb out

1. To fail, to perform poorly.

2. To be rejected.

1. Tom was afraid that he was going to bomb out on his math test.

2. John bombed out when he asked Jane on a date.

by Libertine September 28, 2009

by-blow

18th century slang for a child born out of wedlock.

As well as having a daughter with his wife, Ben Franklin fathered a by-blow by another woman. (This is true).

by Libertine October 02, 2005

cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.

That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.

by Libertine September 04, 2009

newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

step on it

To hurry, to accelerate.

If he didn't drive faster, we were going to be late, so I told him to step on it.

by Libertine October 04, 2005