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Crackerbox 

A vag pitufully devoid of moisture.
When I was over at your dad's house I tried to stuff it in Jen's hairy snizz. Thing wouldn't budge and I got the sensation of dragging my eye down a chalk board. So I go down to spit on it and right when I open my mouth she queefs a sandstorm. Considering how oily Jen's skin and hair are she has the worst crackerbox I've ever tasted!
Crackerbox by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

crackerbox 

Another funny word for vagina.
"She has a funny smelling crackerbox."
crackerbox by H034SH0 November 9, 2007

crackerbox 

white person shoved inside of a box
if a black person gets mad he might shove you inside a box therefore it becomes a crackerbox
crackerbox by paige&jessica December 20, 2008

crackerbox palace 

"We welcome you to Crackerbox Palace, we've been expecting you"

Crackerbread average 

Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.
Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average

Crackertosis 

A black person who wants to impress his/hers oppressor by any means

Will go against their own race but quick to listen to what white people have to say about the Black race.

And will trust the information from white people rather than his/her own people.
“He’s a wearing a M.A.G.A hat & he’s black oh my he’s got Crackertosis”

“She’s got a straight hair weave, pink nails and blue contacts she’s suffering from crackertosis”
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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