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A vag pitufully devoid of moisture.
When I was over at your dad's house I tried to stuff it in Jen's hairy snizz. Thing wouldn't budge and I got the sensation of dragging my eye down a chalk board. So I go down to spit on it and right when I open my mouth she queefs a sandstorm. Considering how oily Jen's skin and hair are she has the worst crackerbox I've ever tasted!
by Scrunthole June 17, 2018
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A small, badly constructed house in a poor neighborhood, usually an older house.
Joe lives with his wife and four kids in a two bedroom crackerbox near the railroad tracks.
by Libertine June 06, 2011
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In ebonics, a neighborhood that is full of white people.
This muthafukka come rollin up in here in his Jaguar tryin to cop neva been outta tha crakka box in his entire life.

Don't call me an Uncle Tom. The only reason you say I live in the cracker box is because you live in the ghetto, brother.
by sc0ner June 13, 2010
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cracker box is a derogatory reference to the vagina of a sleezy looking white trash female. So nasty and white trash that the idea of fucking her is gross. Any white trash girl, young or old.
Look at that skanky girl, that is one nasty cracker box.
by Jaemeni June 16, 2008
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term used in Polk County, FL meaning a room strictly filled and reserved for white people.
hey john is leaving tomorrow, so we gotta get a white boy in here, to keep it a cracker box.
by mills5150 May 30, 2013
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white person shoved inside of a box
if a black person gets mad he might shove you inside a box therefore it becomes a crackerbox
by paige&jessica December 13, 2008
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