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1. a retarted or deformed penis. abnormal in shape, size or feel,

2. offensive critisism,

(also see cak, tard)
1. my doctor says i have a "caktard"

2. blake is a caktard for hitting my car
caktard by cory December 14, 2004
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1. A punknerd: a nerd who tries to start fights or trouble with others (often ends up paying for it later on)
2. A male who's owns and is into domesticated cats (especially more so, or instead of domesticated owning dogs) and thus considered campy; pussy
3. To befriend someone fat and ugly to make you feel better about yourself because you have no life and no one cool likes you
Just because your Arnold said he didn't like dogs doesn't make him a ckatz so don't put him up for adoption Martha.

When my dad bragged about being the one to bully all of the cool and popular kids back when he was in school, it just made him sound like a ckatz and I didn't look up to him at all for it.

Although she only hung out with me because she was a major ckatz, she grew to love despite the fact that I clothes because I thought it smelled good.
ckatz by Maurice Landers March 24, 2008
A tattoo above the ass crack. Usually found on young women who want to be unique and different, but end up looking like just another low-class hooker.
Yo! Dat beeotch be flaggin' her craktoo fo some black cock!
craktoo by Tess T. Kohls March 26, 2008

ckaka121025 

An AIM legend. Yes, they do exist.
Hey... have you chatted to the ckaka121025? Yeah? Ok then, you are cool!
ckaka121025 by nelso January 29, 2005
1. One who, as a result of being a loner and a geek, is affected with certain undesirable personality traits; for example: a lack of social skills; qualities of a pain in the ass; spending 24/7 involved in boring activities that would otherwise make a normal person wish they were dead (such as seemingly spending 24/7 on the internet and seemingly never hanging out with friends); one considered insignificant in the real world and outside of their one-man inner circle (usually in their home) with no other form of human interaction but the internet
2. One who annoys others (often by following them around bellyaching to them about unimportant matters that no one cares about) because of an abnormal desire to get their own ass kicked
After Mark bragged about having done 20,000 actions on some internet website, no one hung out with him anymore because they rightly regarded him as a ckatz.

Being a ckatz, the only time Jane ever got up from off her ass and quit reading books to leave her house was to go to the grocery store.

Because I'd been such a ckatz all my life, the neighbors didn't even realize someone lived in my house and my parents forgot they had a child.

I knew I was a ckatz when I had an urge to hang out with some friends and realized my only friend was some other obnoxious dude over the internet.

Marla didn't show up for our date once she got wind of the fact that I was a ckatz.

ckatz by Rodney Davis March 20, 2008
One having the appearance of a smelly, trashy, lazy, poverty-stricken bum. Shabby, dirty, or cheap in appearance
I always wondered why Corey Katz has looked like such an awful Ckatz in all his pictures, despite the fact that he had the equipment to enhance his photos.

Although Whoopi Goldberg is rich, you might consider he a Ckatz for the way she looks on The View.

Because he was such a Ckatz, Marvin was never hired for any of the jobs he applied for.
Ckatz by Alez Satin April 7, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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