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1. A punknerd: a nerd who tries to start fights or trouble with others (often ends up paying for it later on)
2. A male who's owns and is into domesticated cats (especially more so, or instead of domesticated owning dogs) and thus considered campy; pussy
3. To befriend someone fat and ugly to make you feel better about yourself because you have no life and no one cool likes you
Just because your Arnold said he didn't like dogs doesn't make him a ckatz so don't put him up for adoption Martha.

When my dad bragged about being the one to bully all of the cool and popular kids back when he was in school, it just made him sound like a ckatz and I didn't look up to him at all for it.

Although she only hung out with me because she was a major ckatz, she grew to love despite the fact that I clothes because I thought it smelled good.
ckatz by Maurice Landers March 24, 2008
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1. One who, as a result of being a loner and a geek, is affected with certain undesirable personality traits; for example: a lack of social skills; qualities of a pain in the ass; spending 24/7 involved in boring activities that would otherwise make a normal person wish they were dead (such as seemingly spending 24/7 on the internet and seemingly never hanging out with friends); one considered insignificant in the real world and outside of their one-man inner circle (usually in their home) with no other form of human interaction but the internet
2. One who annoys others (often by following them around bellyaching to them about unimportant matters that no one cares about) because of an abnormal desire to get their own ass kicked
After Mark bragged about having done 20,000 actions on some internet website, no one hung out with him anymore because they rightly regarded him as a ckatz.

Being a ckatz, the only time Jane ever got up from off her ass and quit reading books to leave her house was to go to the grocery store.

Because I'd been such a ckatz all my life, the neighbors didn't even realize someone lived in my house and my parents forgot they had a child.

I knew I was a ckatz when I had an urge to hang out with some friends and realized my only friend was some other obnoxious dude over the internet.

Marla didn't show up for our date once she got wind of the fact that I was a ckatz.

ckatz by Rodney Davis March 20, 2008
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ckatz Catz catzilla Chatzy catzui chatz chatzki ckat catz4alliumduo Catza
One having the appearance of a smelly, trashy, lazy, poverty-stricken bum. Shabby, dirty, or cheap in appearance
I always wondered why Corey Katz has looked like such an awful Ckatz in all his pictures, despite the fact that he had the equipment to enhance his photos.

Although Whoopi Goldberg is rich, you might consider he a Ckatz for the way she looks on The View.

Because he was such a Ckatz, Marvin was never hired for any of the jobs he applied for.
Ckatz by Alez Satin April 7, 2008

Mad Catz 

Any video game controller that isn't a part of that system's brand controllers. If someone owns 4 controllers for a video game system, statistics show that at least one of these controllers is a Mad Catz, because they're much cheaper than the actual brand controllers. All Mad Catz for every generation of controller includes a turbo button, which royally fucks you over if you ever touch it.

NOTE: Despite the company that the "makeshift" controller comes from, it is still referred to as a Mad Catz controller.
John: "Yo, you wanna play some 4 player Hello Kitty Island Adventure with us?"

Xavier: "Ya, as long as I don't have to use the Mad Catz though."
Mad Catz by Jesus Christ $uperstar October 14, 2010

chatzilla 

IRC is like multiplayer notepad
:D

Methinks Chatzilla owns other IRC clients for sure.
chatzilla by o revelation o April 29, 2008
A chat that is a lot of fun until that bitch holly logs in.
ohh chatzy is a lot of fun....wait no. NVM. That bitch holly just logged in.
Chatzy by :D..... July 15, 2009

Dubs Catz 

Erik- "Wanna buy me a cherry dubs catz?"
Scott- "Ok, but your going to have to buy me one tomorrow"
Danny- "Same"
Dubs Catz by cc and trout November 23, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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